Roast My Landing Page
Merciless but constructive landing page roast with a concrete rewrite of the hero section.
Founders and marketers who want real feedback on copy instead of polite suggestions from committee tools.
Prompt
Here is my landing page copy. Roast it. [PASTE COPY] Product: [WHAT IT IS] Target customer: [WHO] Conversion goal: [SIGN UP / BUY / BOOK DEMO] Tell me: 1. Where a visitor would bounce and why 2. Sentences that say nothing 3. Claims with no proof 4. Where the CTA is buried or weak 5. What my competitor does better — check their public site if you can Then rewrite the hero section (headline, subheadline, CTA) so I can see what good looks like for this product. Do not hedge. Be merciless but useful.
Parameters
💡Pro Tips
- •Explicitly asking for a rewrite after the critique doubles the value
- •Grok is willing to actually roast without softening — this is a real differentiator
- •Pulling the competitor site live is a good Grok-shaped addition
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